Thursday, January 13, 2011

Funny churches

Enjoy!

Some playhouses Churches eh, lmao..I cant stop laughing..Pictures speak better than words as we all know so lets go!!!!


As in eh, I no fit shout, Elshaddai shall not die oo.can someone give them an amen! Powered by Viagra, st-remy..LMAO


*Cough**cough*


Ok, this one killed me.Brother,do not kiss a girl oo, kiss a boy..hahahahaha


Run for your life oo like the sign says//But seriously tho? Imagine someone asking you for the name of your church.bahaha..
Bro which church you dey now?
You-run for your life ministry...


OK.


#nuffsaid--Come and chizzle in church..


Well there is no harm in trying in this case since the devil will still take you back :P..


Bahahahaha..free coffee, everlasting life,so if you don't have membership?


I just died!


Brothers and sisters in the lord. Hope you have all chosen the bread of life?


so sit there and listen to the pastor!


As in eh, I saw this picture a while ago and I still can't get over it..WTH, they didn't forget the offering box..Nawah oo, E get as e be for some churches oo.LMAO..


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mehn.. Seriously tho, do people go to these churches? why nah? Maka gini? Lack of places to go to?

Here are some Church names that killed me

Jehovah Sharp sharp ministries- This one killed me! is there Jehovah slow slow??

God is real ministry. Motto; Jesus no get muscle but he get power-Ok,too much info. Jesus no get muscle??hahahahaah..

Fist of Fury Church- No comment!

Peculiar people Assembly- Lol, peculiar as in? lmao..

MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD- what a name--bahaahahahaha

Holy ghost on fire ministry- What are we gonna do if the holy ghost catches fire :P

High tension ministry-lwkmd.

Danger mouse ministry-(You know those crazy rats that won't let you enjoy your house)-worry no more, danger mouse ministry is at your service :)


Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries -lmao...lmao..WTH??

God's sons and daughters ministry--LOL!

Jesus knows his children ministries-(with the hope that more branches would open up)

Givers never lack ministry- This is pure,daylight 419.

Seven thunders of Jesus- hahaa,Brother run for your life oo.thunder ke?

Guided Missiles Church..I fear oo.Missiles??

No more tears ministry- For those cry babies who always find a reason to cry- well, weep no more.
Chukwudi and Sons Holy Ghost Ministry - As in eh, this one nah family business oo.

Heavenly paradise church- Ok oo

The true assemblies of God? -So others are fake?lmbo.

Laboratory church of God- For those who love practicals;)..

FYI, People actually attend these churches all in the name of praising master Jesus!.. May God help us all and open our eyes!. I still cant stop laughing oo!!

Remain blessed,

Till you read again..X

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