Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Anger

How is everyone doing?
Midterms soon so y'all know how it is.
Anyway,This is a poem We read in my English class. It was written by William Blake.

I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe:
I told it not, my wrath did grow.

And I watered it in fears
Night & morning with my tears;
And I sunned it with smiles,
And with soft deceitful wiles.

And it grew both day and night,
Till it bore an apple bright.
And my foe beheld it shine,
And he knew that it was mine,

And into my garden stole,
When the night had veiled the pole;
In the morning glad I see
My foe outstretched beneath the tree.

So it got me thinking about anger and what not. Sometimes we get angry at people and we are mad at them for so long that we even forget why we are mad at them.
Personally, I don't stay mad at people, I go with the first line of this poem.Be you my friend or not, Ill let you know when you annoy me or Ill just let it slide if its not necessary.
But you know eh, some people's personality eh, I just do not understand. Its funny how One person can be filled with so much stupidity. But then again, some people never change so why stay mad at them? Just ignore foolishness and move on.

So my people, lets learn to forgive quickly so you don't end up killing or doing something you will regret like the poet said.
Its hard to forgive but you can try. Rant about it to someone else!-It helps!.

Moving on..... So yea, some animals Humans just don't know what to say sometimes. Some statements made by people just makes you marvel. You know that *No, you didn't just say that moment?* Please, if you are one of those people that don't think before talking PLEASE STOP! Its annoying and embarrassing too. Think before you speak. If the statement doesnt make sense in your head it probably really doesnt make any sense so please just keep it in. Please (I'm very polite ;)..), Don't tell a girl who just got raped it might have been her fault! Like seriously?? The fact that you have a brain is enough to let you know certain statements are not good when heard! So please keep it in your mind!. Thank you.

Anyway, just felt I should write something. On a brighter note, Remember all your loved ones in your prayers (Including meeeee).

Remain blessed,
Till you read again..X.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Funny churches

Enjoy!

Some playhouses Churches eh, lmao..I cant stop laughing..Pictures speak better than words as we all know so lets go!!!!


As in eh, I no fit shout, Elshaddai shall not die oo.can someone give them an amen! Powered by Viagra, st-remy..LMAO


*Cough**cough*


Ok, this one killed me.Brother,do not kiss a girl oo, kiss a boy..hahahahaha


Run for your life oo like the sign says//But seriously tho? Imagine someone asking you for the name of your church.bahaha..
Bro which church you dey now?
You-run for your life ministry...


OK.


#nuffsaid--Come and chizzle in church..


Well there is no harm in trying in this case since the devil will still take you back :P..


Bahahahaha..free coffee, everlasting life,so if you don't have membership?


I just died!


Brothers and sisters in the lord. Hope you have all chosen the bread of life?


so sit there and listen to the pastor!


As in eh, I saw this picture a while ago and I still can't get over it..WTH, they didn't forget the offering box..Nawah oo, E get as e be for some churches oo.LMAO..


Need to be Bamitized? or you just need ordenary prayers? Come to jephat munistry!!





mehn.. Seriously tho, do people go to these churches? why nah? Maka gini? Lack of places to go to?

Here are some Church names that killed me

Jehovah Sharp sharp ministries- This one killed me! is there Jehovah slow slow??

God is real ministry. Motto; Jesus no get muscle but he get power-Ok,too much info. Jesus no get muscle??hahahahaah..

Fist of Fury Church- No comment!

Peculiar people Assembly- Lol, peculiar as in? lmao..

MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD- what a name--bahaahahahaha

Holy ghost on fire ministry- What are we gonna do if the holy ghost catches fire :P

High tension ministry-lwkmd.

Danger mouse ministry-(You know those crazy rats that won't let you enjoy your house)-worry no more, danger mouse ministry is at your service :)


Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries -lmao...lmao..WTH??

God's sons and daughters ministry--LOL!

Jesus knows his children ministries-(with the hope that more branches would open up)

Givers never lack ministry- This is pure,daylight 419.

Seven thunders of Jesus- hahaa,Brother run for your life oo.thunder ke?

Guided Missiles Church..I fear oo.Missiles??

No more tears ministry- For those cry babies who always find a reason to cry- well, weep no more.
Chukwudi and Sons Holy Ghost Ministry - As in eh, this one nah family business oo.

Heavenly paradise church- Ok oo

The true assemblies of God? -So others are fake?lmbo.

Laboratory church of God- For those who love practicals;)..

FYI, People actually attend these churches all in the name of praising master Jesus!.. May God help us all and open our eyes!. I still cant stop laughing oo!!

Remain blessed,

Till you read again..X

Facebook manners


So on facebook today someone's status was - I HATE MY LIFE, I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY, NOTHING EVER SEEMS TO BE RIGHT WITH ME". And some people liked the status.

It got me thinking oo..Why would you like that? you like the fact that your friend had a horrible day? or the fact that your friend has a messy life or you just do not know how to use the like button? SMH.. After thinking oo, I came to the conclusion that we need a new course -Social networking manners"..LOL! Think about it, so many people would benefit from this cuz the way people have been misbehaving on facebook isn't funny anymore. They lack facebook manners ( yes there is something like that).haha..

People just don't know how to use the resources provided on facebook. I mean, inbox is there for a reason, Do not come on my wall asking me if the underwear we got at d mall fits me or not? like seriously?? somethings do not belong to the wall. Infact eh, too many things are wrong with people on facebook that is why we need this course.

PUH-Lease, I beg you in the name of whatever you believe in, do not add me on facebook just because I wrote on your friends wall, do I know you? the fact that we have a mutual friend doesnt make us friends oo biko,ejo, abeg!..
Ermm, how is it affecting you that I update my status 100 times a day? eh, its not by force to read it oo.But some status updates need an I DO NOT CARE button.
Please stop insulting your ex bf on facebook putting up status like (I am better than your ex and your next)..Abeg go to bed..You will insult the boy today, tomorrow you are in a relationship with him again- Take your drama somewhere else, facebook is not a gollywood movie.

If you add me on facebook and I do not accept, please oo, abeg, do not inbox me asking me why I didn't accept you and how I am soo rude, I beg you to add me ?? Why do I have to explain it to you that I do not know you? Anyhoo, moving on...So you have your full name, address, email addresses, house adress, mobile number, house #, school, your major etc. mehn Seriously? whats all the information for? and later you will start complaining that you have been getting calls from random people? please go sit your ass down! .

Please do not insult your boss on facebook biko. Call a friend and rant about your boss! Just not on facebook-you might be loosing your job the next day.:P.. If you find a find a fault with my rant, you definetly need to come register for my social networking manners course.

And to end my rant...


He needs to come take the course too. Because you have a camera,couch,bad friends doesnt mean you can sing and produce a video..yop yop yop yop.....LMAO.

Remain blessed!
Till you read again....X

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Faith

I want to share my word from Joel and Victoria Osteen with you today.

TODAY’S SCRIPTURE
“Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen”
(Hebrews 11:1, KJV).
The Bible says that faith gives substance to the things you hope for. In other words, faith brings those things into your life. Notice this verse starts by saying, “Now faith...” It’s not “later” faith or “one day” faith. It’s faith for today, right now.

So, what does it mean to have “now” faith? The basic definition of faith, according to the Bible, is simply believing in God’s goodness and believing that He rewards the people who seek after Him. It’s taking His Word as truth — right now. Can you believe that God wants to move in your life, today? Do you believe He can provide for your need, today? Do you believe He can heal your relationship, today? Do you believe He can give you that promotion, today?

Whatever you are hoping for, open your heart and expect that God is working on your behalf, right now. Dare to believe that God will come through for you, today. Stand strong and declare that the victory is yours, now! Let your words put action behind your “now” faith and receive His strength and power to see victory in every area of your life .

I don't know about you but I haven't really analysed this bible verse this way so I learnt something new today :)..Whatever it is you are waiting on God for, Just know he will do it!

Remain blessed!
Till you read again.X

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Its all gone

I thought I was a super woman, could control everything around me, I've got this I would say to myself. I gotta think with my head. Miss I can do it bad all by myself. O hey! there you are- My heart is beating fast, I am trying so hard not to smile but its not working! what is going on? I am not supposed to like you! Whats WRONG? I have got this I know, I have it under control but no, I love you, I pray for you but you don't know.
Should I tell you I like you? what do I have to loose? what if you feel the same ? whats if you feel the opposite?--- Why are my thoughts complicated? why cant I just come up to you and say hey I like you.Its as simple as that but not so simple in my head..
Noooo, I would break, I would hurt if you do not feel the same but I am still hurting so why not tell you? Maybe something good would come out of this? maybe not?
Should I just call you, close my eyes and say what I have to say? ooh no maybe text you, bbm? fcbk? email? letter? I don't know, its all complicated in my head. Should I live in denial? No, I don't like you but I do? OOH No, I cant live in denial, I have to say this, I have to do what I have to do. OR You can keep your feelings to yourself! what if you die tomorrow or I die, I would live with the guilt of not letting you know what you mean to me. No, I cant-Its not working. I don't wanna burst so I will just let you know how I feel!
Have a good weekend people!
Remain Blessed.
Till you read again!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

My life Time

Its late, I should be sleeping but I can't. I am too busy wondering thinking about LIFE. Trying to understand certain feelings and things that happen around us.

How do you explain that you were born and rejected by your parents or not?..
How does a little girl/boy explain that he/she was abused by the babysitter/parents?
How come you don't get to choose your family?
How is it your fault that your parents are divorced?
How is it your fault that you are not good looking?
How is it your fault that you were born into an unstable family?
How is it your fault that you lost your parents when you needed them the most?
How is it your fault that you were raped?,
How is it your fault that you head is big?
How is it your fault that your forefathers brought some generational curses into the family?

I could go on and on but I'll stop.
You see, everyday I wonder about life . Mine and that of others! Some situations we couldn't control or can't control. trying to get a clear meaning of life but you know what? Not everything has a clear meaning,life is just about living without knowing what is going to change.But you know what you can do? you can make the best out of every moment in life. Stop controlling life, just live IT!! Because truly, that's all we can do.
I mean, if we could actually control our lives, who would choose to be blind? We just have to be thankful to God every moment because no matter how bad the situation seems, it could be worse! Lets stop stressing over meaningless issues like keeping grudges and hating. The friend you are angry with might die tomorrow and you do not want to live with the guilt.


My point is NOBODY KNOWS TOMORROW! Learn to appreciate your life, be grateful, forgive quickly, smile everyday, impact someone and just remain positive.

Life is like a library owned by the author.In it are a few books which he wrote for himself but most of them were written for him. HEF


I am NOT implying that you shouldn't care about your life! Just loosen up a little bit.:)

Remain blessed,
Till you read again.....



Sunday, January 2, 2011

Happy new year

I wish you a happy new year, I wish you a happy new year.......2011 don show!!

OK, Happy new year everyone.. I pray we all have a blessed year!

So whats the point of this blog? I am not sure really but time will tell.

For now,lets talk about ridiculousresolutions... Like seriously do you have to wait for January 1st to make same changes? You are sitting on your bed on DEC 28th and writing your resolutions-Ill read my bible everyday,Ill be nice to people, Ill never lie..blah blah blah..

Save your self the time because time is money. what is it about Jan 1st that would suddenly bring change into your life? please lets leave resolutions to primary school pupils kids. Just live the good life! enjoy every single day you see because it might be your last day-Yes that's reality.
I will stop here!
Happy new year again,may 2011 bring good things your way!

Till you read again....